I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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