That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
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