There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Randomize
