I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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