ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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