Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
He is an equal opportunity slut.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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