sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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