Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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