I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Randomize
