so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Sober January is a disaster.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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