It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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