Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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