a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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