I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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