You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Can you bring me the toilet please
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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