thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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