now i know why i became what i already was.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
