We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
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