do herpes really smell.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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