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i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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