There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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