im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I deserve this hangover.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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