i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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