This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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