this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
well most of my day revolves around power hour
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
i think i just lost a toe
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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