If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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