Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
