We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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