OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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