Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
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