some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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