Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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