Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
she pinky promised me she was 18
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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