Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
