I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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