none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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