no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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