could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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