she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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