kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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