But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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