I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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