My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
We have started to decorate penises.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
