my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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