Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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