Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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