Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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