I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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