gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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