Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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