come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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