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i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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