You're so nebulous sometimes
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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