But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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