I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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